Beat-loving Barrister Gifts

"Get with the back beat, counselor!"

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The Just Me Band"

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

I love Marimba

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Candles on Drum

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

Subway Chanteys

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

Drummers

"Innocent, your honor."

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

"I'd like to represent myself. . . though what as, I haven't yet decided."

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

Man playing the timpani drum.

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

We'd like you to write us a catchy jingle...

Do you come here often? May I buy you a brief?

Barristers playing children's games during the long vacation

"Who's a good witness."

'When I offered the bribe, Your Honor, I was just being polite.'

"Don't judge my client by the covers of the books he reads."

"Aw, c'mon do a little paradiddle for the guys."

Musician

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'