Beanie Baby Collector Pillows

"So...you don't like Beanie Babies anymore, you dig wrestling and watch Spanish soap operas?"

'The President today called for Federal funding for day care centers for homeless beanie babies... Had you going for a minute there, didn't we?'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Elton John

You just keep giving.

"Six down, three to go!!"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Baby's first horror movies

'It's an old badminton injury.'

The baby born with a middle-aged brain. Darn it, I left the womb to get something … Now, what was it?

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'more pain relief....for me!'

'Aw - cute!'

Clothes Make the man...

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'

Are you ready for the greatest treat in the world? Please don't do this. You are about to see the cutest baby. He's adorable. Excellent. I love babies. Did I tell you? Don't speak. Looks like a 90-year-old member of the British Parliament. Speechless, I know. Want another peek? No, please! No, it's too incredible for me. Beauty is in the eye of the mother.

'Harry's living in the past.'

Stylish handknit beanie

Baby Shower.

You are not all here.

Babies first steps.

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

Beanie Babies

"My grandchild deserves a good stroller, but this thing costs more than my first car!"

'I think he has a fever.'

Hat Check. I'm afraid I can't find my ticket, but how many red beanies do you have back there? And how many of those have a propellor?