Baby Items Collector Pillows

'Harry's living in the past.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Tired Barbie

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Teddy and friends.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'