Beanie Baby Collector T-Shirts

'The President today called for Federal funding for day care centers for homeless beanie babies... Had you going for a minute there, didn't we?'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

You just keep giving.

"Six down, three to go!!"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

Baby's first horror movies

'It's an old badminton injury.'

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'more pain relief....for me!'

'Aw - cute!'

Clothes Make the man...

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'

'Harry's living in the past.'

Stylish handknit beanie

Baby Shower.

Babies first steps.

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

Beanie Babies

"My grandchild deserves a good stroller, but this thing costs more than my first car!"

'I think he has a fever.'