Beadwork Buffs Pillows

'I'm taking you off beadwork.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

I want to hold your hand

'You've had enough.'

Vincent Van Goth.

Home maintenance

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

The Coffee Tattoo

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Making Christmas Decorations

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

'No, not 25 years - we've just added our 25th artificial ingredient.'

"Lager!"

' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

"Don't forget to save your work."

'All I talk about is beer and brewing? That's not trub. In fact, it's the wort thing you've ever said to me.'

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

Vincent Discovers Impasto

Pieter Bruegel the Elder