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'I'm taking you off beadwork.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

I want to hold your hand

'You've had enough.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Vincent Van Goth.

Home maintenance

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

The Coffee Tattoo

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Making Christmas Decorations

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

"Lager!"

'No, not 25 years - we've just added our 25th artificial ingredient.'

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'

Vincent Discovers Impasto

"Don't forget to save your work."

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

'All I talk about is beer and brewing? That's not trub. In fact, it's the wort thing you've ever said to me.'