Beadwork Gifts

'I'm taking you off beadwork.'

Making Christmas Decorations

Instructional guide to scribbling

Face painting by numbers.

The Origami Society...

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

I love embroidery

Building giant sand pies.

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Children's Imagination

'I had a cough at the time!'

"How are we on bread?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Quilt fanatic

Christmas Craftwork

Face painting - children have no faces

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Throw me somethin', mister."

octopus knitting a jumper...

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Art for Sale

Face painting children with no facial features.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Sportknitting