Beadwork Gifts

'I'm taking you off beadwork.'

Making Christmas Decorations

Instructional guide to scribbling

The Origami Society...

Face painting by numbers.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

I love embroidery

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Building giant sand pies.

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Children's Imagination

"How are we on bread?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Quilt fanatic

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Art for Sale

Face painting children with no facial features.

Face painting - children have no faces

octopus knitting a jumper...

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Christmas Craftwork

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Pottery

Cross-country knitting.