Bead-slider Aquatics Gifts

An abacus swimming pool

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

Diving Cat.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Marine Pollution

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Dolphin tricks.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

I knew our son was meant to go places.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Making Christmas Decorations

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

"Well...I guess so. What did you do with the fish?"

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Let Joey float belly-up for a few more minutes. If he doesn't revive, then we have no choice but to let Matthew play.'

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

School of Fish

"We have had a great year but we've also raised the bar for next year."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."