Beachside Bobby T-Shirts

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

John takes a personivacation.

Knight of the sandcastle.

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

'Don't they look silly?'

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'I give it six months max!'

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

'A working vacation, your honor?'

'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'

'Why can't we have summer school outside...preferably at the beach?'

'It always amazes me how after a long summer break...with sea, sand, margaritas on the beach and an absence of the cut and thrust of the office...'

'That's your only wish -- that the all could be California girls?'

Lighting the Lighthouse

Help me Rhombus

'That's your only wish -- that the all could be California girls?'

Violinist on holiday

"Not another of your idiotic lawsuits, I hope."

A lifeguard whale underwater fails to notice that a whale has beached himself on a nearby beach.