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"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

S.P.F. 1,000

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Business Vacation.

The Climate Change Debate Explained

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"Endless Summer III"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

Double Bass.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Crab conductor.

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Punch has a smoking break.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

'Pwllheli Vice.'

Conductor.

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

Business Vacation.

A chase of creditors

'Hank, I think we've been spending too much time bass fishing.'

Violinist on holiday

"But, like, what do you do besides just save lives?"

"Officer, this man is making tunnels."

'Where's he off to? He's got himself a job as a deck chair attendant at a nudist beach.'