Beachside Biologists T-Shirts

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"They're so like us."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Did you find our menorah?

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Newton's vacation

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

"Trust me- you're more than ready."

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"Geez, dude. You been working out?"

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Desert Island Books

1930's bather.

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

You've got to admire his spunk.

'It's time for change.'

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'

"Aren't you glad we get to work from home?"

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"