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Bookcase at the Beach.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

Desert Island Books

It's odd reading about Gutenberg, the father of the printing press in an e-book.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

Shakespeare at the beach ...

Custer's last tan.

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

Summer Reading

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

"Summer Reading"

"I'm reading a crummy mystery about robots taking over the internet...a real bot boiler."

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.