Beachside Bibliophile Pillows

Bookcase at the Beach.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Desert Island Books

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Custer's last tan.

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Summer Reading

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

"Summer Reading"

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

"I'm reading a crummy mystery about robots taking over the internet...a real bot boiler."

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

First library card