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Desert Island Books

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Stories about crumbs

Reading in a hammock.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

My other novel's a booker winner

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

It's odd reading about Gutenberg, the father of the printing press in an e-book.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Knight of the sandcastle.

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

Shakespeare at the beach ...

Custer's last tan.

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

Circus News

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Summer Reading

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

"Summer Reading"

"I'm reading a crummy mystery about robots taking over the internet...a real bot boiler."

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ