Beachside Biologists Prints

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"They're so like us."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Did you find our menorah?

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Newton's vacation

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"Trust me- you're more than ready."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

"Geez, dude. You been working out?"

Desert Island Books

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

1930's bather.

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

'It's time for change.'

"Aren't you glad we get to work from home?"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."