Beachcombing Sages T-Shirts

"If all the universe is contained in a grain of sand, why can't we go attain nirvana at the beach?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

Holiday time.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Try me/try me/try me...

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Segregated Beach

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Summer reading for the family.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Beach snowman.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"...it's another metal detector."

Feeling for shells

A Poem about Sand

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Pessimists v Optimists.

The Desert Island Package

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Take a postcard, Irene.'