Beach Party Gifts

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Lost a sandal?

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Steak Ted?'

Bring your own inflatable.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Canape?

His New Grillfriend

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

The Perfect Cannonball

Building giant sand pies.

The Martini is invented.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

PIna Colada

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Barbecue

"Well-done, alright?"

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

I told you not to swim out to far

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"