Beach Party T-Shirts

Lost a sandal?

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Steak Ted?'

Bring your own inflatable.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

His New Grillfriend

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Canape?

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

The Martini is invented.

Building giant sand pies.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

PIna Colada

Barbecue

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

I told you not to swim out to far

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

The Soho Beachwear Look

'New Barbeque.'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"