Beach Body Linguist T-Shirts

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

Bench Press Accident

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Sand Snowmen

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Non-verbal Management Skills.

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

When mimes make an appointment...

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

Body Language - Hiss!

Body language: the double negative

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

Silent Body Language

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Punch has a smoking break.

"Trevor's nose is running."

"He said absolutely, positively, read my lips - NO! Unless I'm reading him wrong, I'd say he's definitely warming up to the idea."

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

'In negotiations, he appeared to have ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.'