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"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Bench Press Accident

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Sand Snowmen

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Thong World.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

Austrailian Vollyroo

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

Spiked Ball

"Trevor's nose is running."

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.