Bbqing Gifts

"The wings are addictive."

"Now, now, Grigsby, we must wait for the weekend."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dog Walking Services

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles