Bbq Jokester Pillows

"Has anyone seen Derek?"

"Well-done coming right up."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Onion operation.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

'Nice Touch!'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"Easy on the carbs, Carl."