Bbc Viewers Pillows

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Horror movies

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

Gogglebollox.

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Watching TV around the world

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

Universe Challenge

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'

"We do have channel blocker, but my kid won't show me how to use it."

'We can expect some showers in the west, sunny conditions in the south and a frog warning up north...!'

'The cost? I would say about 496 telly licences.'

"Are the kids asleep?"

"Do we want to subscribe to the national anthem?"

The Amiable Reaper.

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'Sigh ... there's nothing good on in my brain again. Guess I'll just go to bed.'

"Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States."

Randy;s Man-Lesson: "What you don't know, can't hurt you!"

'Don't worry. I get a lot done during commercials.'