Bbc Watcher Pillows

Sir Alex Ferguson breaks seven-year boycott of the BBC.

'Einsteiners.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Tree house.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Och lye the news'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."