Bbc Presenter Pillows

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Flags

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Virtual Doctor

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Reporter #6: television.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Non Thought For The Day.

Presenter Auditions.

The Oxford Comma Coin

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."