Bauhaus Buff Pillows

'Bauhaus retirement home.'

"They've gone baumaus."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bumble Bee

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Of Mice and Men.

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'The buildings are merging.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Seal blubber stew

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Big Boy Foot

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Vacant possession.

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Planner at work.

"All power to the board of directors!"