Battle Of Rivals Pillows

'I've been transferred again.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Eat my dust!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

The Alpha Seltzer

'The grudge match.'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."