Battle Of Rivals Gifts

'I've been transferred again.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

The Alpha Seltzer

"Eat my dust!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'The grudge match.'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!