Battery Life Contemplator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the battery life contemplator? Delight the tech-loving friend or colleague who is always thinking about how to keep their devices powered up. Our collection offers witty mugs, clever t-shirts, cozy pillows, and stylish prints—each designed to bring a smile while celebrating their gadget obsession. Whether they’re constantly chasing the latest tech or just love a good joke about battery drain, these gifts are sure to light up their day and keep them connected in style.

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"Hold on, my #!?! phone is about to die!"

"Hold on, my #!?! phone is about to die!" mockup

"Hold on, my #!?! phone is about to die!"

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Professional woman in pub

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.' mockup

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

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"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake." mockup

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

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'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.' mockup

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

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"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!" mockup

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

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'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.' mockup

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

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'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.' mockup

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

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'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...' mockup

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

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Albert Camus.

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Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog. mockup

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

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"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety." mockup

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

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At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine. mockup

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

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Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!' mockup

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

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"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider." mockup

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."

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'Have you noticed how our days are getting shorter.'

'Have you noticed how our days are getting shorter.' mockup

'Have you noticed how our days are getting shorter.'

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"If I were a dog I'd only be nine years old."

"If I were a dog I'd only be nine years old." mockup

"If I were a dog I'd only be nine years old."

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'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?' mockup

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

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Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light. mockup

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

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"I've given up trying to do a cardio workout."

"I've given up trying to do a cardio workout." mockup

"I've given up trying to do a cardio workout."

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"My legacy? I've consistently avoided being labelled as 'compassionate' anything."

"My legacy? I've consistently avoided being labelled as 'compassionate' anything." mockup

"My legacy? I've consistently avoided being labelled as 'compassionate' anything."

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Sad Humour

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Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again. mockup

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

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'The one thing you have got going for you is there's no family history of longevity.'

'The one thing you have got going for you is there's no family history of longevity.' mockup

'The one thing you have got going for you is there's no family history of longevity.'

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"... And why can't I take it with me?" mockup

"... And why can't I take it with me?"

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'Okay, you may have had a state funeral, but who's got the easy chair?'

'Okay, you may have had a state funeral, but who's got the easy chair?' mockup

'Okay, you may have had a state funeral, but who's got the easy chair?'

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"According to my financial advisor, dying was a lucky break before my savings ran out."

"According to my financial advisor, dying was a lucky break before my savings ran out." mockup

"According to my financial advisor, dying was a lucky break before my savings ran out."

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"My parents wanted me to join the priesthood, but I didn't think I'd have the stomach for that much controversy."

"My parents wanted me to join the priesthood, but I didn't think I'd have the stomach for that much controversy." mockup

"My parents wanted me to join the priesthood, but I didn't think I'd have the stomach for that much controversy."

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'What do you mean I'm not allowed to be indifferent about the Olympics?'

'What do you mean I'm not allowed to be indifferent about the Olympics?' mockup

'What do you mean I'm not allowed to be indifferent about the Olympics?'

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"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..."

"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..." mockup

"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..."

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Battery Life Contemplator Gifts Collection

Battery Life Contemplator Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the battery life contemplator—great for morning coffee or afternoon tea that keeps them connected.

Battery Life Contemplator Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows designed for gadget fans—add personality and comfort to any space with a playful touch.

Battery Life Contemplator Prints

Discover stylish prints that celebrate tech life and battery humor—perfect for decorating their favorite space with a clever message.

Battery Life Contemplator T-Shirts

Browse our fun t-shirts that showcase their love for gadgets and the ongoing quest for perfect battery life—ideal for casual days and tech events.