Battery Hunter Pillows

'I can't get the proper batteries!'

"Looks like we found the issue."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

AA Meeting Here Today

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Lithium Fair

'Uh-oh.'

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

Low hanging fruit

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Sugar Rush!

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

Santa with a bag of toys and a bag of batteries for toys.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

Dead Batteries

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

Sting. Madonna.

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"You're far too negative."

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

"What do you do with all the time you save?"

"Oh, that's a whatchamacallit. Aisle four, right next to the thingamajigs!"

"I'm glad my phone battery died. My autobiography needed some drama."

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents