Battery Hunter Pillows

'I can't get the proper batteries!'

"Looks like we found the issue."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

That one has all the batteries!

AA Meeting Here Today

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Lithium Fair

'Uh-oh.'

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Low hanging fruit

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

Sugar Rush!

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

Feeting Frenzy

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

Santa with a bag of toys and a bag of batteries for toys.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

"Ever wonder if these are loaded with antioxidants?"

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

Sting. Madonna.

Tell Santa What You Want. ... And tell your goof-off elves that last year they forgot the batteries!

Dead Batteries

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

"You're far too negative."

"Oh, that's a whatchamacallit. Aisle four, right next to the thingamajigs!"

"We're running low on Lithium Power, Captain! I've flipped them around and now I'm rubbing them but they've not got much juice left!"

"What do you do with all the time you save?"

The AdRams Family no.19 - Batteries for presents