Battered Pin Club Member Gifts

"Have you ever considered another line of work?"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

Worry tank

Sailor in Car.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Shell Fire

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Better Not Squash.

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Litterary Dogs.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Afraid of change - leave it here.