Bats Gifts

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Something nocturnal."

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'I always meet these fly-by-night types.'

'Tommy, stop throwing pencils into the floor or it's back to the principal's office!'

"I don't like foreign food myself: I only suck the blood of native animals..."

Vampire Umbrella

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'So then I tell him, be a bat! No one is going to be afraid of anybody called moth man!'

Bat

Divorcing the boring husband

I'm Going For A Job As A Coat Hangar.

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

Hey, hey, hey! Sonar up here!

I was always a "night person."

"Too little, too late, Pal."

"You have white nose syndrome."

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Vampire Bat

The next damn Batman.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Bats with blankets.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.