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Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Loofah Lady

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'