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"Yes, echo-location is great, but my night-vision goggle sure help too..."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

The next damn Batman.

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Bats with blankets.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

Bat

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Something nocturnal."

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Who's the artist?"

Bat

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."