Bass Beat Wrangler Gifts

Musician's Fishing Trip

Fishing sign.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

Double bass in space

"FISH ON"

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

I hate these flying fish

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Double Bass.

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Goldie.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Evolution of the upright bass

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'