Bass Battling Bandit Gifts

"FISH ON"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Motorherd

Fish talking about fisherman

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Artists of the wild west.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

BLESS YOU

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

The Specimen Hunter

Double Bass.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Goldie.

Evolution of the upright bass

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

'Hank, what kind of big bass attractant are you using?'