Basketball Watchers T-Shirts

'My husband's idea of a sports drink is having a chocolate malted while watching basketball on TV.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Watching the football.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."