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'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I AM at my usual position."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Why moms make bad refs.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

I love Basketball.

Basketball.

Puppy.

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Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Kobe Bryant

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'