Basketball Watchers Pillows

'My husband's idea of a sports drink is having a chocolate malted while watching basketball on TV.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Watching the football.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"