Basketball Legend Enthusiast Gifts

Dennis Rodman: Basketball Player, Statesman, Peacemaker.

"Good game."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Kenny Dalglish

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Bradley Wiggins

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Why moms make bad refs.

Playing pig

I love Basketball.

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Puppy.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Basketball.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

Chris Froome

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Kobe Bryant

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Game In A Can.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'