Basketball Legend Enthusiast Prints

"Good game."

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Bradley Wiggins

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

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'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Basketball.

Puppy.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Kobe Bryant

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Game In A Can.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Basketball injuries.