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'This is Elrod. He's a scoring machine.'

"Good game."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

No-Work Orange

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The Salmon Run

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

The Goalkeeper

Why moms make bad refs.

It can be taken up at any age....

Playing pig

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Football team discussions.

Input From The Front Office

Golf lessons

I love Basketball.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Basketball.