Ball Game Guru T-Shirts

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

No-Work Orange

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Homo Gamus

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Whack-a-molecule

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

The Goalkeeper

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

It can be taken up at any age....

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Golf lessons

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Prawn Amend

Basketball.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."