Bashful Suitor T-Shirts

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Bashful Royal Guard

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Nethead strip: Dates

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Meet the Artist

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

'Hey, Henderson, still got your brains in your butt? Ha! Ha!'

'Your Mother's lips haven't touched each other in 45 years!'

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'