Bashful Suitor Prints

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Bashful Royal Guard

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Nethead strip: Dates

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Meet the Artist

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

'Hey, Henderson, still got your brains in your butt? Ha! Ha!'

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

'Your Mother's lips haven't touched each other in 45 years!'