Bashful Soul Prints

Bashful Royal Guard

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

How the goat got square eyes.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Rutger Shower

Graffiti Forever!

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

Brava

Introverted Chair

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Fun with Ned-Ball.

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

Too Much?

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

A friar

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

Always stick to the script.

"And where are you swanning off to?"

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

Tank Tightrope

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

18th Century French Gentleman

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

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I Pagliacci

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'