Slothful Soul Prints

"What's wrong- nothing to rave about?"

Romance

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Mine's still in bed."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

You're the cream in my coffee.

Letter writing lady.

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"It was her mothers"

How the goat got square eyes.

Have I told you lately that I love you

Romantic Tree Carving

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'I can change! I swear!'

'When love is color Blind.'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

ONE IN A MILLION

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Mum Hearts.

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

Broken Heart

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"You are literally my entire world."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Bummer Time Streaming

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'