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Bashful Royal Guard

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Graffiti Forever!

Introverted Chair

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Brava

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Too Much?

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

A friar

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

Always stick to the script.

Tank Tightrope

"And where are you swanning off to?"

18th Century French Gentleman

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

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'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

I Pagliacci

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

Carol singers in Victorian costume.