Bashful Souls Prints

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

How the goat got square eyes.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Graffiti Forever!

Introverted Chair

Bashful Royal Guard

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

How to avoid a heart attack.

Tank Tightrope

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A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

'You Are Here' sign in desert.

"I guess I was hoping Anarchy in the USA would be a lot more fun than this."

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"This is not about Schmidt – it's about you."

I'm BAD deal with it

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

Ghost in the bedroom.

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

"I tried heaven but this place is much more fun."

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

"Why not join a cult or something."

"People extra suck"

"Don't even look at the grass!"

"You'll like it here—we're a pretty disobedient bunch."

"If this drug doesn't relax your nerves, try chanting its incredibly soothing brand name."

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

'You have been cutting classes all term. I'm going to issue a computer tracking number to you, so I can know your location.'

"It's my ears, Doc. I can't move them. They're... they're paralyzed!"

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

"What's wrong- nothing to rave about?"