Bashful Souls Pillows

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

How the goat got square eyes.

Graffiti Forever!

Introverted Chair

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Bashful Royal Guard

Tank Tightrope

How to avoid a heart attack.

No Title

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

'You Are Here' sign in desert.

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"This is not about Schmidt – it's about you."

I'm BAD deal with it

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

"Why not join a cult or something."

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

"You'll like it here—we're a pretty disobedient bunch."

Ghost in the bedroom.

"Don't even look at the grass!"

"People extra suck"

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

"I tried heaven but this place is much more fun."

"If this drug doesn't relax your nerves, try chanting its incredibly soothing brand name."

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

'You have been cutting classes all term. I'm going to issue a computer tracking number to you, so I can know your location.'

"It's my ears, Doc. I can't move them. They're... they're paralyzed!"

"What's wrong- nothing to rave about?"

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'